Muzak Switch

I saw this dial recently inside an eye doctor’s exam room. I never knew there was a mechanism, let alone an actual dial, to switch OFF muzak! Every doctor’s office and supermarket should have these dials available to the public … to turn to the OFF position …

On second thought, . . . → Read More: Muzak Switch

Mall Problem Revisited

To follow up on my previous post-o-angst about toy stores disappearing from malls, I present this clip about the wasted real estate in the nearby mall of redundancy. You’ll see Abercrombie & Fitch and just a hop-skip (no need to jump) away, you’ll see Abercrombie. This mall is guilty of gluttony. It ordered a . . . → Read More: Mall Problem Revisited

I believe I have no stapler

A good stapler is hard to find. I moved to a new office recently and in the box of crap from my old diggs my stapler went away without leave. But don’t get me wrong, it was not a good stapler. It was horrible. It never worked right. Good . . . → Read More: I believe I have no stapler

Veggie Beans?

This, from the makers of the new Aquafina, now with moisture!

“Vegetarian beans” is redundant. I realize that many refried beans are made with lard (mmm) which necessitates such a disclaimer. But in their proper context, of all the veggies out there, beans should be the veggie . . . → Read More: Veggie Beans?