You put trash by the road in your trash cans and the garbage man takes it away. Simple. But what if your trash can is the trash? Not so simple. You put it by the side of the road and the garbage man won’t take it.
They don’t make trash bags big enough to fit a trash can. So, you have to signify that it’s trash another way. Perhaps a sign that says, “This is trash.” Hmm, not sure if that would work. That would look like a sign for the owners of the trash can, not the garbage man; I don’t want to insult him. Maybe I should just not put anything in it on the next garbage day? Well, that would look stupid and he still may not take it. Sheesh, what to do? How do you throw away a frikkin’ trash can?
And while I’m at it, how do you recycle a recycle bin?
