I saw this dial recently inside an eye doctor’s exam room. I never knew there was a mechanism, let alone an actual dial, to switch OFF muzak! Every doctor’s office and supermarket should have these dials available to the public … to turn to the OFF position …
On second thought, let us not have these publicly available so as to not introduce the insipid temptation to turn it to the MAX position; God help us. Instead, let us simply not have muzak at all.
Finally, let this be proof that muzak sucks. As the dial shows, it only goes to 7 (or “max”). And we all know music that rocks goes to 11.
